memories of Randy

Howdie Partner,

you might not be waiting for this but I'm going to start with the key-figure in the band. ME. ME. ME. Yes, my dear haters it is my favourite subject so where do we begin.

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I was born. I can't prove it. But being here and writting this down does prove something. So let's just accept the fact that I was born.

My biologic father is Andy Warhol. He surely is. If I can prove you I was born I can convince you that. My biologic mother is Canadian activists who liked to dress up on tuesdays as a unicorn. I don't know why it is this way, but I'm sure it is this way.

I was dropped in Belgium, because my memories are kicking in. I studied rules of verse and fine arts. Then ate some cookies. Now something else just happend. And then I knew I was going to change the world with something. I wasn't aware what is going to be or how it was going to be until I...