I should have told you, but you're doctor said it was going to give you heartattack

Comrades of the Suckie Army,

I've been on travel through out Europe. I visted distances shores, London, Erembodegem, Aalst maar dan langs andere kant van de kerk. It's only a matter of time that Y.O.U. S.U.C.K. will arise from it is ashes and that before we ever were ashes. Copperfield ain't got plastic diaries on us!

Now let's introduce another member of the band,

Johny Viola.

I've met them on my journey's through Europe, which is reasonably odd, because he said he was black and he was from Africa. That impossed one did he want to have sex with me? and two I don't see colour. Not that I'm colourblind, I have evolved around colour. But due to the fact he want to have sex with me but only if we were in a stable relationship from more than five months with regular dating and other formalities as described in his contract, I trusted him to be black.
That is all from now I get a mail